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I feel very bad for the people who lost their cardboard homes and plasma TVs in the tornadoes.

Even more so for the people who died.

That said, why are Americans in such bad shape?  They are fat, poor and living in shacks surrounded by TVs.

The destruction looks very similar to Haiti.  Eerily so.  The only difference is an occasional shirtless old man, or a pimply teenager in a “Tap Out” shirt.   Americans are broke and living on credit.

Ok, if I was a cynic, I might think something like….

If showing their birth certificate isn’t good enough to get them off your back, kill somebody.

Sure am glad I’m not a a cynic.

There seems to be even more of a disconnect in America between humans than the last time I was here.
Everyone is walking around with a stupid looking bluetooth headset, talking about meaningless crap, all the while staring at their hand and tapping at it. Or at least, a device firmly embedded in it.
People are walking into things while they play Angry Birds.
I am going to write a common prayer to protect the palm gazer.

Yesterday, as all the world was watching CNN to see if San Francisco was going to be washed out to sea, a number of really really stupid people were frolicking in the surf. They were wearing frumpy clothes and beads, and I’m sure smelled of patchouli.

I am very sad that so many people in Japan died, but people who go to the beach to play in front of cameras during a natural disaster deserve to get smashed by the ocean.

I was hoping to watch Darwinism in action, but unfortunately the cops took them away — now they will have the chance to breed another day.

The news that I am reading today is how Apple may become the biggest company in the world, larger than Exxxon.

Bubble alert!

Apple is a toy company, while Exxon sucks oil out of the planet like a vampire and sells it back to us.

Don’t get me wrong, I am writing this on a hackintosh, a 300$ computer that i hacked to run the lovely Apple Operating System.  But is it that lovely, or is Microsoft just so bad?  So… my point is… I like their toys.

But at some point, everyone will have all their toys and won’t need anymore.  How are they going to keep us buying crap?

Right now, the utility value of apple is near zero, while exxon, unfortunately, has a death grip on our society.  (You can’t continue to sell 15 millon iphones every quarter… it is as inevitable as trying to un-burn oil)

Burning platform indeed.

What the f-bomb am I doing?

EOM

I want all my data back from Google, zipped up in a huge truck and parked in my driveway.

It’s mine and I want it back, please.

Why are there so many websites that suck?

It just doesn’t make sense, you have a million dollar company, make the bloody thing work.

Stop using Sharepoint, stop using any Micro$oft product and let’s get these things working.

I don’t want to be entertained, or have this enabled, or that disebled.  I just want to read what I want and go away.

If I want to be entertained, I would go to Facebook…. or watch paint  dry.

Today’s word of the day:
perseverate |p?r?sev??r?t|
verb [ intrans. ] Psychology
repeat or prolong an action, thought, or utterance after the stimulus that prompted it has ceased.

So glad to be wrong about the rally.

It looks like things went really well.