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I am turning over a new leaf, yes, I am still going to die, and so are you, but I’m going to a do and say a lot more nice things.
I mean, according to the Oracle at Google: “The last day of the Mayan calendar is on Friday, December 21, 2012.”
So let’s have a party!
Even if that doesn’t happen, we may get hit by a Hummer before or after.

Ok, I love women, they are fascinating.
But Pinterest.com ?
I just looked at it, and it seems like is fueled by 100% estrogen.
It seems like hairstyles, shoes and wedding cakes. Is this the future of social media?

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Looks like the next war is starring… Iran!
Mysterious explosions, downed drones, a quick hop to the US base in Bahrain over the Persian Gulf…

From 30 Rock:

“Love is like an onion. And you peel away layer after stinky layer until you are just weeping over the sink.”

Just read in the New Yorker that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed.
THAT’S depressing.

Small earthquake ROCKS DC and Northern Virginia.

Dozens injured by running their fat asses into large screen t.v.s and furniture while panicking.

The untold story is that Osama was a washed-up hermit living in a single room in a crappy cinder block house in Pakistan.  I read the book “The Looming Tower” about al-Qaeda, and I was struck by the self imposed austerity that millionaire Osama put himself through in the name of Islam.

The media seems to think he was relaxing in a million dollar palace.

Truth is, he probably slept on the floor for god.

He probably wanted to be shot, that is why he picked one of the worst hiding spots in Pakistan.

I feel very bad for the people who lost their cardboard homes and plasma TVs in the tornadoes.

Even more so for the people who died.

That said, why are Americans in such bad shape?  They are fat, poor and living in shacks surrounded by TVs.

The destruction looks very similar to Haiti.  Eerily so.  The only difference is an occasional shirtless old man, or a pimply teenager in a “Tap Out” shirt.   Americans are broke and living on credit.

Ok, if I was a cynic, I might think something like….

If showing their birth certificate isn’t good enough to get them off your back, kill somebody.

Sure am glad I’m not a a cynic.