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This is going to be ugly.

Scientists: Deadly Star Could Kill Humanity Next Year

I had to go to the dentist today, again.  This is not my favorite thing to do.

I can’t help but feel like the whole thing is an exercise in futility.  I mean, things decay, and fall apart.  This whole thing I just did was cosmetic anyway.  At my age, I don’t need cosmetic dentistry, I need my metabolism to speed back up to where it was three or four years ago.  It is like everything came to a screeching halt.

In other news, your teeth do stick around for a while after you shuffle off this mortal coil.  I guess archaeologists will say, “This guy had insurance.”

Yesterday, as all the world was watching CNN to see if San Francisco was going to be washed out to sea, a number of really really stupid people were frolicking in the surf. They were wearing frumpy clothes and beads, and I’m sure smelled of patchouli.

I am very sad that so many people in Japan died, but people who go to the beach to play in front of cameras during a natural disaster deserve to get smashed by the ocean.

I was hoping to watch Darwinism in action, but unfortunately the cops took them away — now they will have the chance to breed another day.

Is Swine Flu the new African “Plane Crash” assassination?
After killing the Ecuadorian chief of security, and jumping on the President of Colombia, the flu seems to be attacking the heads of regimes that are not entirely toeing the line with America.

Conspiracy?
Maybe.

Maybe the disease only attacks people who are traveling and wealthy and thus it might level the playing field by killing oligarchs. I mean it is flu season in South America. Brazil has now passed the US in the number of deaths from the flu.

That said, this is just a random headline from the web: “ECUADOR: Manta Air Base Tied to Colombian Raid on FARC Camp”

And here is another one:

“Ecuador to Evict U.S., Offer Air Base to China

When the US Air Force Southern Command’s 10-year usage rights for Ecuador’s Manta air base expire in 2009, it can expect to be evicted.”

Um, so there is an interest in the region, Ecuador has oil. Colombia has cocaine, which makes laundering CIA money very easy.  And Jesus we can’t let China get their talons in anymore oil-rich countries, they already have the Sudan.

I’m not crazy, and I’m not wearing a tinfoil hat, but I’m just saying, maybe we don’t know everything.

My prediction, perhaps more important people will get the disease and be killed by it.
Maybe more so if there is a US interest in their region.
But I’m a f$%king cynic.

This is from the WSJ, “As if Things Weren’t Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S.”, this is a good one.  It’s not a new article, but we are getting closer to the due date and the guy has not changed his tune. So maybe we are in for some interesting times.  The guy actually has a modicum of credibility, as well.

This breakup of the United States would not be The End Of The World tm, but it also wouldn’t be very comfortable and people would die.  This is another great reason to panic and run screaming out of the house, after of course you sell all your stock and max out your credit cars.

Be sure to stock up on whiskey and ammunition.  Jack Daniels and .45 rounds will be the new currency.

Panic!

Ok, this site went off on a tangent for a while, and now I’m going to bring it back.

We are all going to die.

It’s true.

So, there is Swine Flu that is being blown way out of proportion sending sales of Tamiflu and Roche’s shares higher.

Now a comet or some other heavenly body has smacked into Jupiter making an earth sized hole in the planet.

This is my favorite headline:

Jupiter Hit by Cosmic Object — Is Earth Next?

Ok, this is a great example of the media selling fear.  If Earth gets hit by a comet, we won’t know about it, because we will be vaporized.  So – who gives a crap?

The most important thing is to panic and run screaming out of the house, but only during commercials.  You need to come back after this word from our sponsors so that more fear will keep you watching the news and keep our ad revenue from falling off a cliff.  Now that is something to panic about.

This is from Harper’s Weekly:

and it was reported that an 80-year-old great-grandmother
in Kentucky had killed her first deer on a hunt in
November. “Ka-powie!” said the woman. “Don’t stop doing
things ’til you’re in the grave!”

Agreed!