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Looks like the next war is starring… Iran!
Mysterious explosions, downed drones, a quick hop to the US base in Bahrain over the Persian Gulf…

From 30 Rock:

“Love is like an onion. And you peel away layer after stinky layer until you are just weeping over the sink.”

A mega-nova.
This is going to be ugly.

Scientists: Deadly Star Could Kill Humanity Next Year

Just read in the New Yorker that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed.
THAT’S depressing.

Oh, I’m going to try and write something in this blog everyday.  I know that my readership is … small… well not small, I’m sure they are normal sized, but there aren’t very many of them.  Nevertheless, as a way of venting my spleen.  Maybe it will keep me saner. Or something.

I had to go to the dentist today, again.  This is not my favorite thing to do.

I can’t help but feel like the whole thing is an exercise in futility.  I mean, things decay, and fall apart.  This whole thing I just did was cosmetic anyway.  At my age, I don’t need cosmetic dentistry, I need my metabolism to speed back up to where it was three or four years ago.  It is like everything came to a screeching halt.

In other news, your teeth do stick around for a while after you shuffle off this mortal coil.  I guess archaeologists will say, “This guy had insurance.”

Small earthquake ROCKS DC and Northern Virginia.

Dozens injured by running their fat asses into large screen t.v.s and furniture while panicking.

Wow, I just looked for some entertainment, i.e. a movie to rent.

Holy mackerel, there is a lot of crap.

My boycott of Hollywood continues.

The untold story is that Osama was a washed-up hermit living in a single room in a crappy cinder block house in Pakistan.  I read the book “The Looming Tower” about al-Qaeda, and I was struck by the self imposed austerity that millionaire Osama put himself through in the name of Islam.

The media seems to think he was relaxing in a million dollar palace.

Truth is, he probably slept on the floor for god.

He probably wanted to be shot, that is why he picked one of the worst hiding spots in Pakistan.

I feel very bad for the people who lost their cardboard homes and plasma TVs in the tornadoes.

Even more so for the people who died.

That said, why are Americans in such bad shape?  They are fat, poor and living in shacks surrounded by TVs.

The destruction looks very similar to Haiti.  Eerily so.  The only difference is an occasional shirtless old man, or a pimply teenager in a “Tap Out” shirt.   Americans are broke and living on credit.